Now it gets serious.

Meeting the lady who has been my better half for the last fifteen years was a sea change in my life, even if the early period wasn't without its ups and downs. Complete and utter fidelity started a little later but has been unchallenged since 1997, so there. The composition of my blood will determine how candid I manage to be in the coming months, so it's in your interests (if there's anyone who reads this) to send me a few crates of the best cuvés available. No return without investment, as you all well know (unless you live in France, where you get everything for nothing anyway, or so it appears).